It just doesn't matter!

Meanwhille, Brian Dolye-Murray will be sweeping the bleachers after the 9th.

That's because it's actually Tom Hanks.

I hope it wasn't the Orthodox stuff. Nothing sexy about a hole in a sheet.

…He's crackin'.

Didn't you see The Legend of Curly's Gold? It'll be his identical twin brother!

It's pronounced "nossinc."

I hope this is a prequel where he has to go door to door in Chino telling people he's a pedorast for 90 minutes.

A lot of people probably don't see it, but I think he's a dead ringer for the Kevin Arnold fella.

I'M ALSO LOST!!

I'm not going anywhere, Peterson! Deal with it!

Can't sleep. Annoying dialog will eat me. Can't sleep. Annoying dialog will eat me…

They are? Hand on the Bible, honest to blog?

Listen to your plastic heart.

Hey, it's just like a ____ sitcom, except you get to pay to see it!

I've been mocking my "friends" from college for years! Where's my Netflix series!?

Too late. We're already off the deep end.

Another pun thread? You're not Phelps-ing.

You would have us believe that's a non-profit? How stupid do you think this country is?

When urite, Dik, urite!