Appointment viewing for David Dukes everywhere!

I miss Get a Life. So I bought the DVD box set.

Oh c'mon! I still haven't gotten the smell out of my hair from last time!

Going back to your super-edgy roots I see, FOX.

Your take—it burns!

The MILFields?

He likes to hide it in the locker where they keep the pool supplies.

What are you talking about?! Dude was fast as lightning on the football and battlefields!

"You like me! You really, really, really like me!"

Keeping in mind I've already explained about the wig.

Hey, guys, Paper Tiger's been "kidnapped" again. Somebody go over to the Y and look under his cot.

Yes.

Fine, you ingrate. Here's Chet Haze.

Gesundheit.

No, I'm talking a serious move, somewhere where people can't even read, like Mississippi.

:(

Damn, son. You'd better just start over in a new city.

But his Greats Works live on! So can a psychopath TRULY be dead?

Ouch. Ain't no oitment can help you against getting burned by "Talk of the Town."

…Raising the Preciousness™ factor by at least another half.