But it couldn't hoit!

I see some cancerAIDS and want to paint you black.

Rat terrier, you racist.

He didn't pop in his cat eyes!

[IMMEDIATELY CANCELS SUBSCRIPTION TO STARZ]

"Shag! What do I always tell you?! Know. Your. Dealer!"

I'm so gratified this avatar responded.

"Upcoming?"

Good news! Dyslexia for cure found!

Not to mention offensive to the last remaining indigenous species on Ceti Alpha II.

I miss HhhoottBbbott.

#GgoollddLlivvessMmatterrr

YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!

To say nothing of Best Supporting Actor™ Rob Schneider.

You're hired.

Yeah, I definitely can see that. Like adding, "Just sayin…" somehow cancels the offending part of a statement.

Can I at least lose 20 lbs first?

I'd have shit a whole chicken AND a dozen eggs.

The local Girl Scouts troop sadly couldn't afford new uniforms that year.

[SHAKES JAR DISAPPOINTEDLY]