Yeah, I get a real "Harper Lee really wanted this book released!" thing from it, too.

Remember, don't trust anyone over 30! And now: Peter Frampton!

I guess I just wasn't made for these…

Oh my god! OH MY GOD!

There's actually a Mission: Impossible one now. I shit you not.

There really aren't enough adults engaging in the dignified act of churning butter these days.

But in the Star Wars universe, there's an atmosphere in space. Just listen to those 'splosions and shriek of the TIE fighters!

Looking like an embarrassment to the species is how they stay forever young.

So… just tossed into the trash compactor? Because any idiot with a robot pal that can stick its metal dick into a socket can survive that.

Not if it's death by firing squad.

I'm sick to goddamned death of grown adults getting excited about [INSERT POP CULTURE TOUCHSTONE HERE].

But we demand you do!

These threads get so long as to become pendulous.

Hai! Uruk too long.

So she was in league with Saruman in creating the Uruk Hai?!

I always get it late, and have to be grandfathered in.

You know us. We Kid with love.

Hey! Goblin men deserve to be loved, too!

On the one hand, it's understandable.

YOHR THE CLOCK NOW, DAWG!