#kaijufatshaming

I can tell you've also seen Fisherman's Wife and Fisherman's Wife II: The Retentacling!

Sorry, that doesn't track. Where are all the tentacles?

Go back to Canada, ya hoser!

It's all in the shins.

When you someone press it?

Don't "poo-poo" a nickel, Dikachu! A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.

Your avatar's hat suggests you just came off the set of Double Dare.

Fusilli. In fact, this whole thread is silly!

Help! The Book of Noodle's about to escape!

Exhibit A:

Racist.

Have mercy!

See? Now YOWAHR THE MAN NOW, DAWG!

Explain how!

You know Cottommouth's just gonna shoot the place up!

The rest of them.

He's owned by FOX, stupid!

I'm actually totally fine with AoS being completely separate, on account of its boringness and general suckage.

Luke Cage es bueno. AoS es el diablo.