More like Harangutan!

Yikes. This pun thread's a real howler.

[SADLY THROWS "JUSTICE FOR ULTRA-HUMANITE" SIGN IN TRASH]

You're always entertaining us all for fwee!

I SAID "COLBIE" AND I MEANT "COLBIE!!"

You see one image of a Power Glove in the teaser, and already geeks are losing their goddamn minds!

Frankie who?

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…

It's like a Fred Salvage of his career!

I could give a shit, except… y'know, Colbie Smolders.

It's too late; I've already seen everything.

Don't you have anything better to do today, Mr. Tarantino?

No I'm… doesn't!

…I forget.

She really needs to commit better to hygeine. Tastes like a stale cracker down there!

But your nipples are already so tender!

Jesus H* Christ!

We have you to blame for Mel Gibson's career comeback?

Ah, the Bill Cosby Relaxation Plan.

But to catch predators, you need to stake out where they gather.