Dawg, this is like a next level Shit Take.

Historians will look back on this take with awe and disgusting intrigue saying “Yo, the fuck was wrong with this dude in 2021? ” 

my first draft was going to be just posting this under a headline

Thank you for this. I’d been hemming and hawing about whether to buy Twelve Minutes given all the reviews dancing around the edges of the fucked shit in this game, so I’m glad somebody finally just laid out the garbage for me.

I was expecting it to be a little more open to interpretation. But those sound clips are yikes. 

Are we going to delete/rename those characters?

It’s somewhat refreshing that he asked for, rather than demanded, special treatment, and (apparently) didn’t make a fuss when the answer was “no.”

This is going to be a very long, very dumb, and very depressing 6 months.

How long before he starts pitching Alex Jones brand male virility supplements?

Bread! I meant to become a bread guy before everyone else got into it lol, but I’ve been baking a ton of loaves since this all started. Bread was going to be my way to get better at cooking failure--I get really stressed out when recipes fail, and I’d thought bread was a good learning experience because the…

One of the main things getting me through the week is my Friday morning plan. There’s a local business open nearby that not only is a coffee shop, but also kind of serves as a fresh market. They have things like limes and lemons and banans and eggs there.

oh, hey: I’m 300 days sober today!

I quit my job a month or two ago in order to spend the majority of this year hiking the Appalachian Trail. Flight was supposed to leave yesterday, and my hike was supposed to start today.

Well, that’s going to suck the life out of this game...

Well, the difference here is that with the XBO you had to buy a $500 box and have it sit in your home and do all that stuff when it shouldn’t need to.  This seems to be a very low entry point, no hardware, optional accessories and it’s streaming so going into it it’s always going to be connected to the internet.

It does, you have to dip your Switch in water, and it appears on screen.

I feel your Zelda pains so hard. 

Brands don’t create things, people do. Tim Cain and Leonard Boyarsky are two of the original creators of Fallout, which they made while working at Interplay. They’re both now at Obsidian and leading development on The Outer Worlds.

Considering I saw some demo footage of Beyond Good and Evil 2 the other day and had a panic attack at the scope they’re going for, hearing this is like getting wrapped in a security blanket.