The Giants trading for Eli Manning worked for both teams.

Have him change his last name to Soze, hyphenate, sit back and watch everyone tremble in fear.

The correct answer is musicians, more specifically Kanye. Announced he’s running for president already so he’s already got that covered. Plus he thinks he’s responsible for a number of the most famous musicians currently. There is no one with more undeserved self confidence than that guy.

Note: Jesus Quincy Adams is Ted Cruz’s favorite Founding Father.

It’s almost like Deadspin is saying taking performance-enhancing drugs is both dishonest and dangerous to the health of athletes.

It's gotta be Carly Fiorina right?

Speaking of...

Yeah, that’s fucking bullshit. It completely ignores the advantages and conveniences gained through technology. Roy Hobbs is correct - this isn’t about eating one pretzel out of the bag. This is about going to a vending machine for a soda instead of paying for a whole case.

This is incredibly simple and is best described using Pepsi / Coke / your soft drink of choice, because they’ve actually figured out the distribution channels.

It’s a lot more like opening a 12 pack of coke, pulling out a can, and bringing that to the front. Most companies figure out a way to serve those customers as well as the ones who want the full deal. Sure, they’re within their rights to do whatever, but that doesn’t mean people like it.

Hypothetically if you were a Twins, Royals or Tigers fan living in Chicago, it would be worth at least 10x that amount not to have to suffer through listening to Hawk and Friends the 15 times or so your team plays the white sox each year. Less than 20 cents an hour for mental peace seems like a bargain to me. So much…

Cool move by those franchises, bet they’re thinking “it will be so much easier to ask for public funds for upgrades/new facilities now”

Some people do have Lynch rated highly, but I assume those people have only looked at his stats and never watched him play. He runs a rinky-dink offense in college than never requires him to read a defense or make progressions. The vast majority of his passes are screens and short dump offs to uncovered guys. He…

This is a subtle way of vetting the idea of giving A-Rod a Viking funeral.

consider yourself lucky then. i can introduce you to at least 25 assholes from massapequa alone who call it gravy. and those are the ones i consider friends.

That happens sometimes with my cat.

“You see this? This is how free I felt when I ran from NCAA investigators . . . ”

He’s demonstrating how the thermite was placed.

I think it was common knowledge that the team was funding the site (it was known from day one that the site runs on a platform created by a major PR firm). What’s surprising (though not really) is that both accounts appear to be managed by the same person switching between accounts.

Not to be that guy, but I’m going to be that guy. Don’t drink and drive.