I was about to object, but then I remembered that I am not now, nor have I ever been, rich.

Any time you can use a Life of Brian reference, you should.

I would be too scared to protest at the RNC. I would go in there fully expecting to be punched in the face or worse. These women are so brave.

These women are badasses.

Also, she’s not a garbage person. We love the “Garbage Person” ;) ;)

“at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day.”

This sentence makes my orifices bleed.

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and…

Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.

It's not a dream anymore btw. I did it!

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

Capaldi is a complete babe.

He is the one true doctor in my heart. TEN FOREVER.

I’m all about sunhats this year! Straw!

I haven’t done this. I always cut inside the skin, then scoop. It wouldn’t have occurred to me to cut the skin and flesh into strips while in halves. It’s a thick skin, and tough to slice accurately. I’ll stick to my method.

<i> What are the chances of your child being killed by a gun during a playdate, and how does that compare to the likelihood of other playdate </I>

I also know people who have been killed or injured at home by their own guns, either through suicides or accidents. One was a child of a “responsible gun owner.” Not taking any chances.

My kid, my rules. I ask if there are guns, and if so, we invite their kid to play somewhere else (like at our house, etc.). In some circumstances, if I’m confident that the guns are locked separately from ammunition in a safe, and the keys stored somewhere there is no chance of kids getting their hands on them, then…

Yep.

This is pretty much why my child will never be allowed to play in a house that has guns in it.

Actually if you live in the suburbs buying into the whole "only car" lifestyle, the car is a single point of failure. In DC I'd imagine there's a bus.