That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

Statistically, the majority of criminals in the U.S. are black.

Changing the title on all of the dvds and blurays in circulation to Mr. Smith and Ms. Jolie is gonna be a yuge pain in the ass

No one has ever accused Trump of understanding economics.

And I say people who say that need to explain why my six-year-old deserves to suffer for other people’s bad decisions.

also there is no way you could convince me that he wears deoderant

Apparently Burton is too - aaaand suddenly the case makes more sense...

JC’s ex-gf was a Scientologist. They are strongly against psychology and psychiatry. That would make getting help for depression pretty difficult I’d wager.

OK, I did a 5 minute “investigation”... Corey Feldman said that “Haim was just 11 when... a man raped him on a movie set”. I checked when Corey Haim was 11, it would be 1983, so I checked which movie of his came out in 1984 and it was “Firstborn” and the A-List Actor that is in it is Robert Downey Jr. I don’t know if…

That’s why John Travolta came to my mind.

Travolta came to mind for me as well.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

When everyone is over thirty, I just don’t care.

It’s just so gratifying... If you listened to her interview on Fresh Air, Paulson was audibly enraged at how Clark was treated during the trial. Giving her an apology on behalf of the public was gold. I’m sure her partner agreed it was the right thing to do.

If you’ve got 23 minutes to spare, you should totally listen to Holland Taylor on Death, Sex, & Money. She’s wonderful.

How interesting that people (Americans) can find justification for any type of disgusting behavior.

Wow, my experience could not be more different from yours. Every single woman I’m close with, from thin to fat, in different parts of the world, from all walks of life, has dieted. There was a period of time where I had to ask my friends to stop talking about Weight Watchers because I just couldn’t deal with them…

yeah i’d put grace, liz and leslie at the top of the list

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.