That’s Randy Johnson’s younger brother, Craig.

- Messi declares he will become Egyptian citizen and play for the Egyptian national team.

Can he play with his back to the basket? To take advantage of mismatches?

Was he called the Big Burrito b/c of his chorizo?

What if there was also a naked version of your sport? No support for boobies or balls. Just flopping around in all their glory.

Is tribbing the same thing as scissoring?

Ohhhh I see now. I feel wiser. Soccer humor is weird.

Why don’t they pick someone up from the CFL?

I am confused. Is this article supposed to be making fun of Miazaga or is he really that full of talent? Don’t follow soccer...

I was watching the Badgers game. What should the coach of Northern Iowa have done?

I haven’t smoked anything today but I am soooooo lost. You’re coming over? Help.

Is Drake a millennial?

That is alien. He doesn’t even get a run or crow hop into it. Wow. Mutombo finger wag and mother f’bomb pretty much sums it up. Can you imagine Bo getting beaned by a Cardinals or Braves pitcher afterwards for “not respecting the game.” I have a feeling no one would ever bean Bo Jackson.

So what someone like Aroldis Chapman clock on this kind of drill? 115 mph? I am glad I didn’t grow up playing wall ball with him.

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Uh...I’m pretty sure this guy went to UVA. He was more, “Lax girl, I am uber pissed.” You’re thinking more, “Relax, girls, I am Uber...”

A close friend of Henson got involved and also started making faces at Barnes.

When you find out you have been sentenced to 15 years of hard manual labor. Oh wait wrong UVA guy. When you find out you got charged with raping a girl. Oh wait wrong UVA guy. When you find out you got caught for murdering another UVA girl. Oh wait wrong UVA guy. Great school.

Rico: “That’s what happens when you support Trump, man!”
Taurean: “I can’t talk about politics right now! We got a game!”