“How did Yaaaaaale outrebound Baylor?”

I am a Yale grad, and that guy needs to be Trump-punched. My best friend went to Baylor, too. Who cares man? Has that reporter ever played in March Madness? More athletic teams lose all the time. More athletic teams win all the time. Has he ever suffered the heartbreak of a loss…

“Nah.”

I betcha fawn dollas. Nah make dat fye. Man drake is fo real. I meant, Mandrake Falls is a real place.

What are some major differences?

I think I get it...does it have something to do with like secessionist tendencies? C’mon...c’mon...if this isn’t it, I am gonna feel so dumb! I hate not getting jokes.

Can you explain why? I don’t speak French. I can eat their fries though.

Are you really a neurologist? This injury looks awful. The neck when it’s not braced for impact is a very fragile thing. It may not look like much but a grown man putting his full weight into a un-flexed neck...owwweee.

Which OJ verdict?

You actually type in “site:deadspin.com”?

You ruin everything.

How long does it take to make a piece of art like that?

Sean Connery: Uh.. I’ll take “Swords” for $400.

Anyone have a link to the cryptograms sent by the Zodiac Killer? I think only one has been solved.

Who’s portmanteau?

If his name was Tramaine Brock Osweiler...totally different reaction than what we’re seeing now. Just saying.

And the dunk sparked a massive Bucks comeback over the Thunder.

Looks like Wikipedia has been properly updated:

What states have “Being Hit By A Car” restaurants? I like the name.

Does your kid’s school have “forms” instead of “grades”?

I want white pants like that. Who makes those and where can I buy them?