Gnashed his teeth

Jamari

She looks like a mobster’s daughter.

When a weatherman says there is 70% chance of rain and it doesn’t rain, is he wrong or right ?

Who’s Butch Davis?

Harry Caray?

What is fundamentally wrong with his jump shot? Is it purely mental?

If Pablo Sandoval was really a softball player named Paula Sanderson no one would say anything about her weight. I want to make America great again - an America where can say, “Paula, you’re too fat to play at a high level.”

She didn’t have the balls to say that to him.

Yes, but the main reason why he’s so pissed is b/c he lost money in his bracket. Still a fan, of course.

Yes! I am actually getting my son amputated, but we’re trying to decide which cut-off point would be most optimal for his wrestling career. He’s young and has wrestled only a couple years but by the time he’s in high school, he’ll be kicking ass.

Oh jeez...WHAT IF YOU’RE RIGHT

I ran out of porn. =(

Well, scientifically it’s amazing, the amount of force generated per pound of body weight. My guess (and someone please correct me if I am wrong) is that this is around a 60-inch vertical. Obviously not from standing, but standing vertical is more relevant for forwards and centers anyways. Dwight Howard can touch 12.5…

This calls for a another Deadspin article/poll - if you had to get a tattoo of one moment in sports history, what would it be?

The tattoo didn’t get his skin color right.

Yea I am amazed by this. How do you get impaled and have no bleeding? Basically she accidentally performed acupuncture with a huge sweaty, wooden stick? Right.

Knuckle-ball or curve-ball?

Beer? And foods most eaten with beer? I see a lot of tomato chunks and carby sort of stuff in a lot of street vomit. Chips, tortillas, pizza, etc.