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They should have amateur 3 point shooters compete against the pros. I would watch that all-star competition every time.

Agreed. My wife doesn’t like it when my balls change their texture too much, either. When the weight of my balls changes, she becomes all out of whack.

I think that was part of the disruption. To load the box and have your cover guys go one-on-one with Panthers’ leading receivers. Usually a TE is an outlet when under heavy pressure, but it seems like G-Reg had to stay home to help block or leave, allowing, more pressure and get covered by a corner instead of a…

Who’s gonna be covering Greg Olsen?

No, no. That’s where one of the most elite quarterbacks played in college.

Which vehicles are likely violators of PED protocols? Volkswagens?

Please tell me more about playing from behind or being tied up.

Do you have an Earnest Byner poster in your bedroom?

That would be a game for the ages. Derek Anderson vs. Brock Osweiler for 3 quarters.

Hmmm you’re telling me that post-season performance has NO bearing on the voters? How is that mentally possible? If you saw your mom in a porno, and she said to you, “Just see me as the person before you saw me on the internet video, honey.” - you would say, “Okay, Mom, I’ll stop going to the MILF section on Pornhub…

Monica wouldn’t have used a towel even if there was one nearby. By choice. Bill knew she wasn’t a towel-user.

I mean it really comes down to this. BBC Cam Newton offends more American men than BWC Rob Gronkowski. The latter they watch in pornos all the time. The former, for many, is a penile-complex inducing figure. Yes, this is what it’s really about. White chics think Cam Newton is cute, and men get angry. White chics want…

How about he returns to the Bay Area to play for...the 49ers?

Mmmm I disagree with that. You’re telling me those U.S. players wouldn’t get acclimated after a few weeks or months of playing?

WHY DON’T THEY GIVE THESE AWARDS OUT AFTER THE SUPER BOWL?

Why do people think outcomes of NFL games are so “certain” or “predictable”? These are the best players in the world and any team can win on Any Given Sunday, baby. Seriously. The Jacksonville Jaguars, statistically, if they played the winner of the Super Bowl a week from now, they could win. It’s the NFL and Jamie…

I actually think T.O. is a diva, too. But guess what. He’s a damn good receiver. Tom Brady porked a chic and had a baby out of wedlock and then married a model. That’s fucked up that people don’t rail on Tom more for that.

What if Peyton gets injured in the first 5 minutes and Brock comes in?

Technically the Bear knocked the Broncos off first. And then the Panthers. Then he married Kristin Cavallari after which he had a frownie face forever.