It will be. Morecambe AKA The Shrimps.

There is no intra-city switching that I’ve heard of really. In Europe and South America your team is your team. If you did switch you certainly wouldn’t switch to their greatest rivals and that is usually geographically based.

The tournament was set up to achieve this result in the early 90s. The 7 or 8 big clubs who rarely won formed a cartel and demanded this set up so they could guarantee they would regularly get to play each other without having to win anything. It’s working quite nicely for them.

The perfect demonstration of why Americans opinions on this sport should be ignored at all times.

Everyone in Britain has to stay in full time education until at least 16. I guess that’s similar to American high school? The kids getting picked by professional club’s will be spending most of their free time training or playing so don’t have a lot of time for extra study.

In Britain footballers are generally regarded as stupid. That is unfair as at best you could say they were mostly poorly educated. They spend a lot of time, even before joining clubs, focusing on the game.

None of those players were British. One of them was American.

I noticed nobody had answered you. Yes you can be tried in Britain for offences committed abroad. I believe it only relates to crimes against children where you haven’t be prosecuted in the relevant country. It was passed into law specifically to prevent peadophiles travelling to countries where either the legal…

Based on the usual quality of your predictions I’m going to see if any bookies will take bets on him staying there for 20 years.