Sure, because sailing from China to Dubai significantly reduces the risk of running into an iceberg.

Only if I can draw you like one of those French girls.

how about the nigerian remake?

It didn’t come close to sinking, though there are other recent examples:

Alright stop me when this sounds crazy. How about we build a modern replica of a ship that was the famous for being one of the biggest maritime disasters ever, give it the same damn name, and then, get this, sail it to a port in the Middle East!

That depends - what are its capabilities with respect to an Electric Boogaloo?

Titanic II: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Celery caps

Only periodically do we get funny chem jokes. +54

So much for that talk about Zenon being inert.

Always bunny truthers

Rabbits have 5 toes on their front paws and 4 toes on their back paws. Looks like a falsified document.

Well, that’s about as definitive a statement as it gets. He even signed it and everything.

“...Who plots to deliberately kidnap and murder a 13 year old?”