I ride escalators in my office building every day. I walk up and down them, and I refuse to touch the rails unless I feel unsteady. I can’t help but think of all the germs. I wish escalator manufacturers would start putting some sort of UV light disinfecting device at the point where the handrail goes in so that it is…

370Z - Sorry Z folks, it hurts me too....

No contest. Tesla Model 3.

The last of the US Spec Fiestas are both ugly and low quality. Why does it have a full number pad? Who Knows! Why’d they make it impossible to replace when it barely qualifies as infotainment? Fuck You, that’s why! No soft touch anything, just super soft plastic that’s easy to put deep scratches into.

Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e

Yes, just what we need, more people who don’t read the article before posting!

I’m still going to call my SUVs trucks. I invite you all to join me in defiance of Jason’s whims. He can’t punish all of us!

This is the cringiest thing I have read in the comments, I think I need a shower to wash off the stench of bigoted bullshit that is waffling off of this.

P100D Turbo is my preference 

The D in P100D is for dual-motor.

All fair critiques.

You’ve never attended a wedding have you

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo Urus dude. 

2. Jacques Villeneuve

Apologies to jump into the comments of a review of a film I’m in but NO the carbon footprint is NOT REMOTELY the same as F1 and that should be obvious to anyone.

only used as a champagne cooler

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Don’t care.   My commute to work is 5 miles.

Oh, so you’ve driven and sat in a Taycan huh? Interesting.