Sorry, did you just suggest that Tron: Legacy is the “best” version of Tron?

Who let you out of the greys.

I thought my oils were conditioning the leather. That’s why I always eat a pork chop while driving. 

I understand that for some (most?) people, an engagement ring is not only a physical representation of your love, but also a status symbol meant to convey the kind of bride you fancy yourself to be.

If by ageist you mean that as we get older, our dexterity and hand/eye coordination as well as our response times start to suffer...well...yes.

He said he’s getting tires from the junkyard.

Yay for putting safety of others at risk because DT feels a need to own eight junk projects and half-do everything rather than one or two that actually work/are safe/functional/reliable. 

“All of this falls under the same blanket: Women being told what they like, what they should be doing, and where they belong.”

I dont get it.....AM did the reseach and is stating their findings. The data said that an vast majority of women want ___x___ so they designed to ___x___.

At the risk of sounding like I’m man-splaining this, in product development, it’s very common to create buying personas and name them. Perhaps the term “avatar” is not a good one, but using a persona is often very useful in the decision-making process. Understanding the gender of your likely buyer persona is necessary…

“On top of that, Shinji’s dad, the commander of NERV, is a total asshole that abandoned him when he was young.”

He works for Roger Penske who is a friend of Trump. And if you know anything about racing you don’t piss off the Captain, ask Paul Tracy how that goes. He has the top ride in the top OW series below F1, so your boss says we’re going to the White House? Fuck wheres the bus I’ll be the first one on. Not everyone who…

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

Somebody in Philadelphia has a problem with the color orange? I know a guy.

I don’t pretend to understand the following from Wiki

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

The only thing I associate the Trailblazer name with is all of the rusted out ones I see running around, most of which have a decal on the back that reads the name of some deceased person.

“In loving memory of ______. Gone but not forgotten or Only the good die young.” Bonus points if the decal also has the silhouette…

Why are you here?