I’d give him a job, but I sure wouldn’t piss him off. 

I’d like to see the EU nations stop recognizing Russian passports and start deporting them back to Russia. 

Simple. To take their money. 

I’m surprised it doesn’t end with him getting rear-ended.

Self-confessed troll, eh? 

I think you could argue that disrupting a flight is in a way a terrorist act. They’re often doing things that are done to intimidate and terrorize employees and/or passengers. 

Ewe positive?

I was lucky enough to get to do a lot of drivers schools courtesy of vendors when I was at Tire Rack. Skip Barber, Bondurant, etc, and I thoroughly enjoyed every single one of them. The important part is to just be a good student. You’re not there to prove anything, you’re there to learn. Listen to your instructors,…

I don’t hate it, it doesn’t require a fiery death, so I’m going with NP.

It’s very loosely related to polishing a turd, but isn’t really starting out with a total turd, or ending up with something all that polished.

Not so much a DWTS fan, but definitely a Helio fan. He visited us that year for a Firestone dealer meeting and there was an IndyCar video game set up to see which attendee was quickest, and I won the chance to race him head to head. I asked to pick the track, and chose the one I knew best (I owned the game), and…

And he can dance! (Season 5 winner on Dancing With The Stars)

I’ve got a 911, a Subaru Outback, and a BMW R1200 RT, and didn’t intentionally start a collection of boxer engines, yet here I am with 2, 4 and 6 cylinder versions of them. 

I’d swap the borescope for a tetanus shot in that circumstance.

I wonder how the batteries handle IEDs. 

They should require each car to use one set of each of the three compounds during the race, with the exception of wet races. 

You’re going to have a great time, I’ve done that event a couple of times in the past when I worked at Tire Rack.

Can you either send me a postcard, or get me out of the grays? 

Boot the props. 

With this amount of power, taller tires aren’t going to be of much help. 

I’m a HUGE fan of Mary Roach, and would highly recommend her books. Regardless of your interest in the topic when you start, you’ll be totally drawn in.

(Still gray, still not crazy, been at it for YEARS. WTF does it take?)

We had trimesters split between home ec, shop, and art class in the mid-70's. I recall some basic sewing, cooking, and baking being part of home ec, but I’d already learned all the cooking skills from my mother by that point. She was very insistent on my learning to cook a decent breakfast for that time in the distant…