Ooh, a conspiracy theorist. Tell us more about these magical disappearing ballots. 

This is a good ice racing video too, courtesy of Autoweek. The group is MIRA - Michigan Ice Racing Assoc. 

(How can I get ungrayed? Would promising to send cookies help?)

I saw a Prius with a Trump sticker on the Blue Ridge Parkway a few years ago, it was such an oddity I took a picture. 

Nothing can take you back to the 70's like a Cessna with old avionics and inhaling leaded fuel fumes.

(Still gray, still mostly sane. Save me?)

Will I get a loaner car, or am I going to be reduced to Ubering while it’s in the shop? 

It was too late, they would have had to participated in one of the earlier sessions. A sub can’t be race only.

(Still grey after years. Help!)

A 1977 Honda Civic CVCC that rusted out it’s front subframe so quick that the dealer sold us a 1979 super cheap just to get the dangerous rust bucket off the road so other potential customers wouldn’t see it. And of course, it was recalled a couple of weeks after we did the deal.

(Still gray, still not crazy. WTF does…

I think RedBull gets a pass because we’ve collectively just assumed it’s poisonous.

Wouldn’t banning tobacco sponsorship entirely qualify?

(still grey, still not crazy)

It’s obviously a

Keep in mind his car collection alone is worth over $100,000,000.

We can tell you didn’t read the article before commenting. He has a license, just not a US license. RIF.

Always blame the Hi-Lo driver. 

He should have said...

KBB is so far off on my 1999 Porsche 911 (996) that it’s ridiculous. Probably $10k under the current value. 

KBB says my 2004 Mini Cooper S is worth $6,970, I bought it new on a weird deal for only $17k. It was a prize to Tire Rack from Pirelli and the person that was supposed to get it decided she didn’t want it because it wasn’t red, so I got it for $7k off of the sticker.

$10k depreciation over 17 years is pretty amazing.

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A Miata turned me into a gay hairdresser. 

If you’re going to use your fame to visit the grid, there’s a cost, and that’s being sociable for 15 seconds. If you don’t like it, stay in the stands. 

I’m normally against someone keying someone else’s car, but there are some exceptions to the rule and this is one of them. 

I go with a chocolate cake served with habanero ice cream. I love to watch the look of confusion wash over their face as they eat more ice cream in a failed attempt to cool off their mouth.