If you’re so damn good at the game, how is it that you’re getting beaten by a filthy casual?

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

“Internet hate mob abuse” == “snarky attitude”?

I’m beginning to wonder if perhaps it isn’t the healthiest thing in the world for people to wrap their entire identity and core of their being around the act of consumption of a specific product.

I’m just taking a stab in the dark that these self described Gamers™ and Consumers™ would probably benefit from backing…

Hey, class traitor, are you getting paid for defending Amazon on message boards, or just doing it for free?

Never understood the mentality of siding with a giant, rich corporation whose executive gets paid obscene amounts of money over people just trying to put food on their table.

If your employer openly advertises that it’s going to work you harder, it should probably pay you higher wages.

This is a shitty poem.

I hate coming to Splinter’s defense just as much as anyone, but they’ve called Beto on his shit since the midterm election: in November 2018, this article titled “Can We Please Not Force Beto 2020?, and this one in December titled “Congressman Beto Looked Nothing Like the Beto Democrats Want To Save Them in 2020", and…

I think you’ve got reading comprehension issues if you think this site hasn’t been roasting his vapid ass for months. 

This is like saying the Beatles are the most overrated band.  It doesn’t actually matter if you’re right or not, because you’re only saying it to pick a boring, tired fight anyway.  

if they don’t like the job they can just leave...

Around the same time he marched with MLK, Bernie was also conducting sting operations on behalf of CORE to expose racially-discriminatory housing practices. But I guess that probably doesn’t reveal as much about his values and character as the hand gestures he used when answering these questions.