aaaaaaand there it is, as always the “listen, I guess I’ll be the objective one here” guy turns out to be the “if you think this sucks I am taking it as an affront to my personal taste because I LOVE it” guy.

Keep performatively posting about it, that’ll show ‘em.

Agreed. The thing about games like this is they do hold my attention about as long as a single player game, but a lack of any real conclusion makes me emotionally detach far quicker than single player games where I was left wishing I could spend longer in the world. And, while sequels to those single player games have…

This is going well for you. Continue melting down because you got mad at a joke and everyone is laughing at you for it.

90s and 2000s? Oh man, nobody alive then on staff for this site had piece of shit views then that they evolved past and apologized for huh.

Oh and “i was a teen then” isn’t a defense, because it ignores the idea of becoming a better person and regretting your abhorrent behavior. This whole blog group went to shit with…

Okay but are you doing any of the things they mentioned, including the histrionics about comparing them to Bethesda? If not, cool, thats your right to like or dislike whatever you want. But gamers these days are truly fucking babies and I’m glad for more people to say, even in a situation that’s justifiable to yell…

Ahahahahahaha diving behind that “ITS BY COMMITTEE” real hard while never once acknowledging the POC around Bernie, as everyone is yelling at you about. Okay, fine, your committee is just as disingenuous as you are. Happy?

This is an opinion you are seriously writing in defense of THE NEWSROOM. You sound like the angry gamers, yet you’re rolling to the defense of Aaron fuckin Sorkin.

Yet another false equivalence from another intellectual child. Being steadfastly committed to the middle just means you stand for nothing.

Keep talking like Chandler from Friends, makes you sound smart

Shut the fuck up with this false equivalence you mental child

Weird making “more games for me then!” into an even stupider flex but you did it.

Ive played this. The flavor text is dumb but the mechanics are fine. This guy didn’t even read the rules because he fails to mention passing go nets EVERYONE $50 any time anyone crosses. The more people that cross, the more money you get, and that money also goes into the community fund. You contribute to everyone’s…

You should focus this energy on the people killing your planet and giving you cancer for profit instead of a video game, my dude.

“I’m surprised people are shocked at a bad thing that still isn’t universally known” should be motivation to spread stuff like this. I’m surprised a lot of people think a lot of things. A friend of mine told me he was talked out of a raise because his boss cares about him and bumping his salary meant he was gonna pay…

“In a way”

Which is to say they didn’t. Quit projecting because you’re too sensitive to write them off and move on like an adult.

“The LEVEL of snark”

Oh my god who cares you fragile dork, say they’re shitty people and don’t buy it then and move on with your loser-ass life. 

One of the many marks of an online hack is anyone who unironically quotes Lebowski, so thanks for outing yourself. You thought you had underground taste at the millennium and it tears you up inside that you couldn’t keep it up once the internet came about.

Chuck Schumer is willing to give up 3 blue collar workers to get any one of these wedding guests to vote for Biden.

You didn’t read past the title at all