I checked YouTube and turned up nothing, so here's a tutorial video for folks who don't like to wing it. :)
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I've solved the mystery, fanon-style!

I really meant the payoff, you're right. That part dragged along with the rest of the book. ;p

Oh yeah that was shit. And he killed the only nice hexy they had.

Juliette's amnesia is how the retooled her character from being annoying to likable, so I will never fault them for that. How else are you gonna change somebody's personality…..turn them into a hexenbiest? (oh wait!)

I don't think I ever realized how much wanking Gaiman does, but we put up with it, cos eventually we get to see Morpheus/Death/Delirium for another 5 seconds before the the wankst begins anew (sorry, this is just me being mad at him retroactively, haha)

I'm sure in the TV version his dead wife will know kung fu or something…..they gotta spice that snoozefest up somehow. It was like Haruki Murakami without the charming eccentric characters.

I haaaaaaaaaaaaated it. Took forever to get anywhere, and once it it did, it didn't get very far (story wise, that is….the character crisscrossed the country quite a lot on a journey to be more boring). The only good part was the lake thing. It would've made a great 300 page book. As it was, it was majority filler and…

Blunt Talk is da shit. Just sayin.

Miracle on whatsits street wasn't too bad.

Shouldn't it be Professor Boreiarity?

When he gets there with the horn, he's going to realize that he actually needed his hat….

https://www.reddit.com/r/Th…

Oh ok! I thought that at first, but then thought it was just Latigo who had one. I know that half the people in W&G were basically mid-mexican, and that there sombreros, so I should've thought better of it. I'm starting to re-read them all now. Thanks!

That's King for you. Unless there was a revised version of the 2nd book.

The see-through cell phone was inspired.

Agreed. Nobody wants to live in that world.

Well played. :)

I still have my doubts about the movie, but I made this anyway:
http://imgur.com/gallery/qy0kP

King's approved a lot of things most of us wouldn't. ;)