Actually, that would be a pleasant surprise. Back in the day, I went to see Bill & Ted 2 in the theater, only to discover that the trailer gave away literally EVERY SINGLE FUNNY PART IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE. All that was left to see was the bones, sinew and gristle that holds the movie together.

Zoltan et the eyes.

Well put, friend. The Gunslinger was, and should be, kinda dark and weird and dry in places. It's not supposed to be a thrill ride. It's supposed to be about a guy who hikes across a desert, almost dies, finds a young complication has been put in his path, finds a bit of his humanity, says "Fuck that shit!", and…

I wanted Steven Webber for the Man, and MM or Christian Bale or somebody like that for the GS. This will do.

What they paired it with and how they cut it is what ruins it.

I've heard this supposed to be all 7 smooshed into 1.

Yup, they threw two kids in a blender and made a bloody mess!

Not thrilled no, but since they're not even bothering with the ka-tet, it doesn't matter so much…

Tom Wait's Black Wings, from the same album, always made me think of the Gunslinger for some reason.

because he never got his Silva compass…

That made me lol, thanks. :)

Yeah, this looks like another Hollywood Stephen King fuckup.

Somewhere there's an evil Takuro Spirit driving around semi-earth.

What ending?

Yeah I was pissed. I need to find another copy of the book I grew up with…..I'll keep my Ewok song, thank you.

You don't enjoy the HONK MAHFAH?

I was not happy with the changes. The stupid "Ro" nickname, the change of the Beast to the Crimson King, the rewording of the FIRST FUCKING PARAGRAPH of the book…. the softening of the Gunslinger's character, made to be more consistent with W&G. Some classic lines got changed. Who cares if they never explained what…

Nah the first 3 books are awesome. 4 too if you don't mind flashbacks.

I don't know…

LOL I thought the reverse