Captain Apache LOL

Wild Wild West
*runs away*

A Fistful of Datas

It's like Mac n Cheese, except Elba plays the robot.

It really was.

Which was what it was supposed to be…bookended by movies.

Fucking dog. Tentacles, dog, green glow, that's about all I remember.

That is the exception. That book sucked. I'm fine with his bigness usually.

The next big GaGa song.

ONLY SO MANY GUNS TO GO AROUND, YOU KNOW, AND HE'S NOT BIG ON SHARING OTHERWISE.

Yeah it did bug me

Yeah he had to drop acid just to be able to talk to the demon.

Yes, that was bomb, and the mid-air thing was shit.

Remember when King was still writing it, and used to tease (as if) that it might not be Roland at all who actually lives to see the Tower? Yeah right Steve, like any of us were fooled.

Plus Roland with SPEED LOADERS????? WTF?? He better have gotten them on Earth.

I thought the midair reload thing was, frankly, fucking stupid. Get your Matrix out of my Dark Tower, Hollywood.

I remember, back in the old days, worrying Hollywood would never let a kid hold a gun in a non-negative fashion, but then The Walking Dead happened.

Are we just not giving a shit about ruining it for people anymore?

He should be, lol

Yes, and he thinks every movie adaptation of his films, except Kubrick's, is great.