He has a lot of musical talent but he has a face like a stop sign.

For a moment I wondered why my state of Missouri wasn't asking how to make meth, but then I remembered we already know how.

REAL winners like playing with hard balls.

Is the Earth really only 5000 years old, or is it 6000?

"Dammit, all this time wondering where the Internet is, and it was right here in front of me, the whole time!"

And those biscuits - Jean Claude Van DAAAAMMMNNN!

I like Kim's enormous, round bottom, though. It's big enough to have its own zip code.

There are SEQUELS? It is the rare movie that dares use a Nazi death camp and medical experiments as the background for kinky sexual hijinks, but Ilsa carries it off. Made me want to hide my Fuhrer in her bunker.

The death of Nina, one of the few characters on this show with both a heart and integrity, was about as cruel as it could have ever been. The scenes with Oleg trying to maneuver his father to encourage her release and her dream sequence got our hopes up we might see her finally let out - and then, pop, all hope is…

Hoo boy. They call me Doctor Love, but that doesn't mean I don't need to take my Flomax, Levitra and Norvasc. That's what the REAL doctors have me on. Plus, the venue contracts have stipulations for four hemorrhoid pillows backstage and dinner served by 4:30 pm. Otherwise, don't make a big tsimiss over it. I…

I saw Bruce a few weeks ago and I will assure you the show I saw was the absolute best show EVER. I've been seeing rock shows since 1971. Bruce's "The River" tour is leaving a trail of destruction across the USA. Best show EVER. 3 1/2 hours of solid E Street, nothing but hits. Wow.

I was pretty disappointed by ROTJ. I guess after Empire I was hoping for a darker movie than the sight of all those highly trained Stormtroopers being wiped out by lightly armed Ewoks would allow. Still, I would not have my engineering degree had it not been for Star Wars - I paid for a bunch of my college tuition…

Captain, you are welcome. It looked to me Peter Sellers was just doing his old BBC/Goon Show wacky character shtick. It seems an odd addition to such a serious story as Lolita. How many movies did Sellers do where they expected him to ham it up in multiple characters? Mouse That Roared, all the Pink Panthers,…

Fascinating when the main character of a movie is driven by urges so repulsive our better nature keeps stomping on the twinges of sympathy movie audiences often feel for the suffering and tortured types. James Mason did a fine job at his role, taking it seriously. Peter Sellers, unfortunately, was playing a…

Yes, he said that starting with the original. If I remember correctly, in 1978 they did a rerelease of Star Wars, which of course I immediately ran to see, and the audience was surprised to see the title card "Episode IV" added to the opening titles. I think something in ROTJ sort of killed the excitement - perhaps…

I was happy with the last episode being more of an epilogue. It was kind of a cool-down from the shootout.

Agreed - why not leave it a mystery? Not everyone can swallow UFO stories. Ramming that UFO into our faces "Close Encounters"-style pretty much ruined that episode for me. As my wife said immediately after the UFO appeared over the motel, "This show is dead to me now". At least the next to the last episode is.

Top Tier = Big Lebowski, Fargo, Raising Arizona