Scene: a dusty saloon, sunlight filtering through the seams of ramshackle walls. We look around, and we see not cowboys, but the denizens of a dystopian wasteland. Portly men in grimy, tattered Wes Welker and Dirk Nowitzki jerseys silently lift bottles of stale beer to their mouths, staring off into the void of their…

Peak take season is the baseball hot stove meetings. Or, as I like to call it: The Easy Take Oven.

Make America Take Again

This...this is a pretty hot take.

I give this take on takes a week before it’s shattered. There will always be hot takes. We’re just in a lull.

From the ashes, they will rise.

#MakeTakesHotAgain

Damn you sir. I was gonna make this joke. But like Sam, my release was too slow.

...while Wentz marinates on the sidelines.

My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

The Cardinals really are doing it the right way.

Future Hot Takes:

“Piggy Poop Balls Was A Greedy Pig”

Seeing as I can only be brought to completion by scorching hot takes, this should be labeled NSFW.

Then again, the two cities are not without parallels.

Horse’s really are athletes!

You can account on them to continue being terrible

co-founder of Stathletes

The “Planned Parenthood is an abortion factory” myth is so fucking irritating. Many PP locations don’t even offer abortion services. I used to go to PP for my regular gyn services because I couldn’t afford anything more and didn’t have health insurance. They’re not perfect, but they are a much needed resource.