In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

Here’s a solution. Take a fruit, you know, those things that grow on trees, you can find them at a grocery. Wash them. Put them in your mouth. Chew. Swallow. “Disorder” solved.

“avoidant-restrictive food intake disorder,” in which sufferers only tolerate certain foods

To the people already thinking about posting “tipping is optional, get a better job if you don’t like it,” I’d like to give you a hearty and preemptive: go fuck yourself. You’re a sociopathic scumbag, and nobody likes you or gives a flying fuck what you think.

They tried, but all the clone would say was, “Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics, filth is my life!”

Well, if he takes more KOs like that, he’ll be a ghost before too long.

Steve lost his talk show gig because he burned the network. While he was lecturing on “playing the game” his agents were engaging in double dipping. There’s a quiet war going on between content creators, studio/ networks and agents. For a few years, agencies have been putting together “package deals” which forces…

I don’t think the deputy knows the meaning of derogatory.

How about a Clayboy Pub, a bar for aspiring stop-motion artistes?

Probably busy getting an actual toxin injected into her face

The whole business model was a bad idea from the start. This is the exact type of thing that would appeal to the people who would make it so you’re not profitable.

I read the headline twice. I was like “I have see all the modern ‘Doctor Who’ episodes and I don’t remember any opioids?

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

It’s more like a re-reveal, but in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, it totally caught me off-guard when Rey said “The garbage will do” and we abruptly cut off to...

“Trump flew out to Iraq on Christmas evening, and landed this morning. He visited the Al Asad Air Base outside of Baghdad, where he spoke to a group of about 100 assembled U.S. troops, the majority of whom were members of the special forces.”

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

I’m a reluctant millennial (‘84), but in all reality, if our sparking a “fresh perspective” to mortuaries results in more options for natural burial I’m down.

IT’S A ZAC EFRON TATTOO AND IT’S CALLED SUSHI

Tonight, the dog from Frasier is gonna ride the dolphin from Sea Quest.