You know, they actually made some halfway tolerable B=Movies in the early 2000's but dear God did they lose their sense of purpose quick. It's nice to see they're making an effort to try to live up to their name again.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS JOKES EVER!!!

"I, Er, Uh..INVADED HER BAY OF PIGS!"

ZIIINGGGOO!!!!

Always a fun song to sing with your first girlfriend and her mother and sisters in a car. AAAALLLLLWWWWAAAYYYYSSS.

I gotta say, I enjoyed this episode, but there definitely was something off about the execution. I was really interested in the fact that Mordecai and Rigby DIDN'T cause the disaster this time, but it just led to another section of Benson yelling at them without letting them get a word in. I think this episode was…

Neither will my hand for that matter. We truly do live in a golden age.

Plus, Andy Griffith's musical segments with him playing guitar and others playing traditional country and bluegrass had an intimate, unpretentious quality to them that so much television could never get away with.

This… is an adventure.

Hey. I'll have you know I buy the finest dog food my 7.25 minimum wage allows me too, thank you good sir. It's all beef and bits anyways. Just because theirs has dogs on the cover and mine is just an unmarked can doesn't make it superior.

Chicken. Waffle. Sandwich. Damn dude. You like Hey Arnold so I at least have to take this at face value. Otherwise I would've been inclined to cast you from the village for your mad visions of syrup and chicken and waffles.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FAT BURGER AND HOW CAN I GET IT IN MY STOMACH!?!?!?!?!?

I, my good sir, am I fan of your witty wordplay. Or maybe I've just been COOP-ED up in the house too long! (HEY-O)!!!!

Growing up as a child, you just have no ideal about the amount of character and wit that is put into a show like this. Andy Griffith had a sense of world building and character relations that most tv shows in this day in age don't stack up to, These are cheap shots, but unlike dull CBS sitcoms the Big Bang Theory and…

Hell, I woulda gone to that car wash every damn day, even if it was raining….. ESPECIALLY if it was raining. I'm posting about a 70's tv show at 4:30 in the morning. Ironically winning!!