I’m still all messed up over the ending? Even after the credits rolled and everything returned to normal, I was SHOOK. I couldn’t get over the idea of Cheeseburger, Peaches and Boomer fried to a crisp in an apocalyptic wasteland. NOOOOO!

I live in Portland, OR which is absolutely DOG TOWN. Everyone has a dog. Every office has a dog. Dogs run the place. Now, I like dogs. Hell, you could even say I love them. Dogs are great. And they are genetically engineered to suck up to us, making us feel more important and special than we actually are. But I…

Yeahhhhh. That’s a pretty harsh take.

Is it true the Blake Lively styles herself? I thought I read that somewhere, which is p cool if you ask me.

I’m telling this story on behalf of my bestie, who has taken to rationalizing the whole series of events. If you ask him about it now, he’ll say, “It was all just stress and anxiety. The more I think about it, the less I believe something supernatural was going on.” Right. To clarify, he’s given me permission to tell…

I know AA has the sleaze-factor working against them, but goddamn, their pants were the only ones that flattered my extremely weird-shaped bod. RIP.

I’m Portland, too!

 Yesssss! I miss Eugene. I would drive the 90 minutes to eat at Party Downtown.

WHAT...I was also there from 2009-2013! Twins.

Omg, I went to university in Eugene, and CAN CONFIRM that there are some very creepy houses there. What is it about college towns?

Not at all! It was in Oregon City.

In January of 2013, I moved into my (then) boyfriend’s outwardly cute 60s era house. I live in Oregon, so I’m used to gloomy, dark winters, but for some reason, this house had a tendency to magnify those vibes. It had a very solemn quality—even when the sun shone through the windows, it still felt somehow…sad. And…

The Jennifer Lawrence imposter has starred in many fine films.

I first read this as “Ramona Singer Appears to Be Seeking a ‘Skinhead’ Assistant. “ Not sure what this says about me/I would read that article. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯