I still listen to this track regularly b/c it rules and it lives inside my head oh please get it out

1. Subpoenas cannot seek private medical information because that stuff is protected by HIPAA. They can get it, but it all has to be redacted, so...

People are saying Fassbender is the lock, but Redmayne playing a trans woman? The Academy devours that sort of thing.

He’s in a loveless marriage, his kids hate him because he spent all of his time at the office rather than spending time with them, and maybe his boss is a nagging dickhead. He’s going to go home to his shitty McMansion in the burbs, eat a crappy warmed up TV dinner, and then go to bed and do the same thing tomorrow…

He’s cosmically underrated. I’ve loved him in everything I’ve ever seen him in.

Why is every male celebrity so damn thirsty for Taylor Swift? And not even in a “cool” way, but a creepy, simpering, “niceguy” sort of way.

“Probably a concussion. A minor one. Nothing to worry about. Don’t ask me about it again. This definitely doesn’t indicate anything about me or the NFL as a whole.”

Well, of course they do. Think of all the food that is vegetarian that is shaped like meat. Getting drunk and eating a hamburger isn’t all that shocking.

I can’t figure out or articulate why, but something about those two Twigs quotes crawls on me. It’s not... quite mean girl stuff, but close?

I can’t figure out why the other GOP candidates waste time responding to Trump. It hasn’t gone well for Jeb! and it won’t go well for Rubio.

This guy has made it clear that he’s one of those fuckhead conspiracy theorists that swallows Russian Time’s state-run propaganda constantly, so he thinks Putin is a noble wise leader.

Remember when Jezebel posted an article about how horrible the Joaquin Phoenix film Her was going to be because it was so terrible that the main character wanted to date a voice rather than a real woman? (PS - the comments are pretty hilarious too)

She’s lying in order to dismantle the rights of women. The only thing I’d do with a bottle of wine around her is pour it on her head.

If a woman is a disgusting liar and a terrible person, I’m not sure why she shouldn’t be judged.

Look, cereal cafes are the very symbol of hispter bullshit, but generally it’s best to be on team Not Destroying Things, especially when it’s not even lose to the way to protest gentrifiation.

I sincerely hope this is the end of her “career.” She is the fucking worst and I don’t know how or why she keeps skating on the truly repugnant things she says.

He (or someone close to him, more likely) is shoving himself into the limelight by being a partisan shill and a liar. If he can’t take the heat...

What’s it like knowing you wrote this many words just to be contrarian?

But, charities!

A real standup sort of person would have simply quietly resigned when it became clear that she was going to have to perform duties at her jib with which she disagreed. But she saw her fifteen minutes coming up and by God, she took them.