There are people posting about how much Reddit sucks right now on a site whose CEO personally defended posting a sex tape of two people engaging in private, consensual (if a little messed up ethically) intercourse.

You do realize that there are a whole lot of people out there with 2 X chromosomes? And most of that group is women?

“Everyone, we’re doing that again. We’re going to do it again until you get it fucking right. If I don’t see the appropriate amount of twee, my security detail will break your goddamn legs. Stop crying, Sheeran, and put on this red jacket.”

Well, I called this one.

I don’t know, but your mother is an ireedemable Hitler monster, as I’m sure many people who read this are now thinking without the sarcasm.

have you never heard of the phrase “wage slavery?”

Yeah, it was a fun time when I was involved. It was like a weird, fun-house version of Catholicism, without the shitty institutions.

I’m just going to stay inside.

Yo what’s wrong with being Episcopalian? I grew up in the south and it seemed (along with the Methodists) to be the most chill mainstream Christian denomination.

This album reminds of the guy in high school who we were all impressed by because he was really good at talking about sex, but then eventually got bored of because we started to suspect that’s all he knew or cared about.

The marketing around it is definitely a chicken/egg scenario. Is it feminine because there are commercials featuring frank conversations about yogurt making it easier for women to poop, or do those commercials exist because yogurt was already feminine?

seemed like a pretty compelling metaphor to me.

She’s an android designed by music executives to become the second Rihanna.

I detest her. It’s awesome that she never disappoints me by doing something cool or interesting.

“The position of this office is that the United States Constitution clearly does not speak to any right to marriage other than one man and one woman

I, for one, demand my villains be politically correct angels. As a matter of fact, why even have villains? Or fighting? Harley should have lectured Penguin on feminist theory. That’s a game I want to play!

This a dumb fucking hill for these teenagers to die on. Some dress codes may be arbitrary, but the crop tops in those pictures are 100% inappropriate for school.

I’m southern too, but I definitely don’t hold it as some source of nebulous pride like you seem to. Can you articulate what it is about the south that makes you “proud?”

By “old boy’s club” do you mean right to due process?

This would be much more righteous if they weren’t convicted of the crime. If then juror had disclosed his past, they would be going to jail.