As a sister who rocks a 38 N (I was shocked to discover THAT as all my friends), I’m no longer relying on small titty chicks creating a damn thing for me. I’m going to make a line of bras and lingerie for BBW (big bobbed women) like me and other women who can’t even buy a matching bra and panties in the same store.…

Can shadenfreude exist alongside sympathy?

I didn’t notice that you moved from Deadspin to Jezebel, but I just wanted to say that your reporting on these stories remains excellent and the paragraph that end in “It was a shitty day” is a perfect description of the what it’s like to watch the criminal justice system.

Thank you fofor your excellent reporting on this story.

John was cool about it but what a dick move to post a text message. If John wanted to speak publicly he would have responded on Twitter. John was acting as a friend and Kanye shit on him.

Chrissy Teigen honestly comes off as the most charming human being on earth with virtually every single tweet. To the point that I almost want to resent her for it, but I can’t because I really want to be her BFF.

Now I am just imagining the arresting officers Feng Shuiing the hell out of the case.

For months blind item websites have been running stories about how someone is going to reveal a bunch of really dark abuse perpetrated by someone really high up at CBS/Viacom and that executives are terrified and how it might just destroy the company(companies?)...

I feel bad for Khloe but...

Millenial south asian-american woman here. I don’t really know how I feel about all this but here is my experience.

The thing is that there was no real way for marginalized people to call out shit from 30 years ago, and if they did, they would just be ignored. It’s hard to ignore us now and to make themselves feel better they call it “the rise of PC culture.” Nah. People have been out here upset over Apu.

Such a huge fail on all levels. And really, you’re going to use Lisa to make this point? She would be the one holding the rally against the racist character if they cared character continuity.

It’s also pretty shitty for them to use Lisa, who has always been a stand-in for the social justice-inclined, to complain about political correctness. It’d be like having a new Lord of the Rings where Frodo extols the virtue of holding on to earthly riches and power.

Overheard between two bros at a swimming pool in Vegas, “There’s only one speed in Las Vegas. Full throttle.”

Mr. Harriot, you sir, are the truth. I’m a 31-year-old recently graduated black psychologist who has studied and worked primarily around white people. Every time I read one of your posts, I feel validated in my experiences and less alone. Thanks for using your humor to make life a little easier for some of us.

I think it’s great that your friend felt like it didn’t have to be a thing that broke you up, just a “hey, you know”, kind of thing. Good friendships can survive one of them being a knob once in a while.

Yeah, I fucked up with my friend at work. She LOOOOVES going to see movies and so do I. Hell we’ll talk about trailers to movies for like a half hour dissecting it, because she’s a blerd and I’m a werd. A few months ago I’ve realized that maybe I wasn’t respecting her enough and so I spent a lot of time looking up…

Talking to the police When approached by any cop, your black homey should be able to feign deafness while you talk to the cop and explain it to your friend in that version of sign language that the lady used at Nelson Mandela’s funeral

or they’ll say “I grew up in the hood.” and I’ll say “I didn’t and I’m still black so what.”

8a. And if they are going to be the only black person there make sure it’s something neutral like games night not Soul Food night at the Scandinavian Hall or some other “we invited you because we wanted an authentic black and people are going to ask you dumbass questions all night and you could have been at home…