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SAME.

Oh shit. This #metoo thing found my breaking point. DO NOT CANCEL PROJECT RUNWAY. Thank you for your time.

ha ha ha - reminds me of Steve Martin in The Jerk, trying to hitchhike to St. Louis. Spends all day in front of his house waiting for a ride and finally gets one to the end of the fence.

I think the same thing about the festering orange pile of excrement in the White House.

..............he’s a sexual magnet that we are all drawn to, against our wills, straight or gay or Omni, Golden Girls or X-Files, we all want Jared’s jizz................oh my, I feel suddenly overcome............fans self..........adjusts pearls..........

On the one hand, I am a Missourian who just penciled in “beat up Jared Leto,” so I can’t really criticize your instincts. But I suspect a truck stop on I-70 is where Leto’s big mouth would be most welcome.

She’s the child he never wanted and he openly resented her mother for not aborting her. I’m sure she has to know all of this. Notice in the video how he took off without waiting for her to catch up and didn’t even acknowledge her once she was standing right next to him. I’m sure she was treated horribly by his other…

I am donor conceived and matched with my father on Ancestry a month ago. My whole world has been turned upside down (in a good way). I want to climb in a hole and cry forever when I think about how thankful I am that the DNA technology has made this possible. When I would fantasize about finding him as a kid, I…

Yep, you got it. I think it would be a bad thing for serial rapists to be caught. Firmly on Team Serial Rapist, here.

I have a feeling that sending her to good schools was a requirement of the divorce settlement, and he wasn’t happy about paying.

Yeah though she dated Johnny Galecki and he’s only 5*5 (I just Googled this and almost passed out).

Steve from my hometown and DEF tips. Even at the bagel store.

I can’t even begin to imagine being 15 years old and making the deliberate choice to use my own body as a barricade to block gunfire and take bullets in order to save my classmates’ lives.

Jesus. Flee the violence in Venezuela to raise your kid’s in a safer place and he gets shot five times at school.

The thing is that that works for him. So far. I keep thinking with every new blatant lie-statement, ‘come ON: even trumpeters won’t swallow THIS one!’, but it hasn’t happened yet. I passed aghast long ago-and livid is rapidly becoming a speck in the mirror: I can’t even imagine how large the disconnect from reality it…

“I’m sick and tired of the constant pathetic “outrage” in this country over ever goddamn thing.”