Because ONYX is too hard for 2015. And the ones listed were only artists people would know. Destiny's Child? :sideye:

If all else fails, never leave home without your shake-weight, just in case.

A Modest Proposal - Mayor DeBlasio cites eminent domain and seizes both the Knicks and the Garden and Dolan is marched through the streets as a warning to others before his exile to Florida. This is all I ask.

A Mercedes pick-up. Based on the Nissan Frontier.

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

I dont know if you noticed, but this is a Kia Optima.

The World's Best Beer is the one in your hand, at the proper temperature, that you are enjoying with friends.

Dude the chick looks good.

Even Aaron Hernandez likes this joke.

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

NOPE. I've seen that before. It stopped him dead in his tracks. He took another step, and it said "this is happening now whether you like it or not". So he did the only thing he could do - he dropped his bag, walked to the curb, dropped trou, and that fucker shot out of him like a demon in Poltergeist. He had no…

If you can afford a GT-R or a Hellcat, you can afford a track day.

He choked out Takanori Gomi with a move that's only been done in competition at that time by Shinya Aoki after doing as much hash as you possibly can immediately before the fight, then he oversaw a group beatdown of Jason Miller, and then he repeated the packing-hash-into-every-pore trick against Anderson Silva but it…

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

To be fair, the cops were alarmed that Herman's airbag had been deployed. How were they to know that it was in fact his ear.

He's obviously not fat. Anybody with two i's can see that.

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Hard to believe this guy has spent time living in a car.

Appears to be a two-tone vest with radically different colours on front and back.