Maybe you shouldn't be here...

He might not get traded.

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

Sad Cavs fan is sad.

Definitely. Gotta have pity on LeBron. He never gets any calls to go his way.

“Bud.”

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

Oof. +1

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

Suspended for marijuana? This no chill rage monster should have an I.V. drip of blueberry kush.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Wrong, PB sandwiches for dinner are the poor man’s go-to. I know because I was that poor man.

Funny. When Delonte West was on the team it was James’ mom who was head coach.

He’s already unfollowed them on Twitter, so I assume the next step is to update his Facebook relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

This movie will be worth it solely for the shitstorm of parental outrage from ratings-illiterate parents who take their kids to see it.