dick polisher

keyboard

laptop

speaker

post-it notes

monitor

monitor

monitor

I like to ask where the bathroom is. Then when Im leaving I like to offer to show them where the bathroom is. I like being helpful

I dont mind them. I get really lonely sometimes . my wife doesnt like me. my kids dont like me. Its just me and my bugs

Maybe now they will put Mr. Bean back on tv

Oh the memories of my mom selling me for a 1939 Hudson. I look back and think ..my asshole will never be that tight again. Mr mustache was what i call a little pokey back then

Mommy?

This is a ripoff. I peddled all day and my desk didn’t move one inch. I am contacting the Better Business Bureau

This is a ripoff. I peddled all day and my desk didn’t move one inch. I am contacting the Better Business Bureau

Do you think they say Magic has HIV because they dont want to tell us whats really wrong with him? It rhymes with dental hydration

power nap= drunk in the middle of the day

Its about ten years to late

Hey now you’re an all-star

The best is losers like Willie Monroe Jr have the balls to mock her for getting knocked out. Meanwhile he quit in 6th round against Golovkin

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