But Wait. Everybody tints the windows when they get a C Class. How they gonna do that here?

that’s not what the movie shows...

There’s a 100% chance that the flag wasn’t super-glued to his hands.

I was going to say the same thing. This driver stopped before the pedestrian was at the crosswalk. He should have gone through. He’d be gone before her foot was in the crosswalk (which is when you’re obligated to stop). Riding with an English friend in London taught me that. If they’re not IN the crosswalk it’s not…

Ooh, what a bad reply. It HAS to be 100% right before you release it or use it. No comparison to young humans works here.

Not only that, but he puts Castrol on his Cheerios!

Five hours is “around four hours”. In fact, it’s the very next hour. Can’t get more arounder than that.

Now I’m confused. Does the ship park on the dirt every night or just for that one photo?

“Hey, we lost an important match, but we sure gave the viewers a good, exciting game!”

People eat Pop-Tarts?

I just KNEW somebody would attach this clip. Well done...

Just another reason to never every buy a Braves ticket. Problem solved.

11:54 ET on Friday : CNBC is just now reporting that a battery-powered DVD player was found in the car. So to answer comment speculation, the dickhead WAS watching a movie while the car was driving.

If that’s what the obit said, likely he was a counter guy that sold the SEALs some fuse cord....

“It has done many, many amazing things”

That would give stemmorhoids.