What in the actual fuck. I know this is probably a snark and totally bitchy, but this is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen.

Can this thing go away? I didn't even know What it was until this past winter. It's like that guy you barely know that keeps randomly messaging you on Facebook. Unwelcome.

I honestly think it's jealousy. I'm jealous of people who haven't used it. I feel trapped in it now. Should I ever get the gusto to leave, I feel like I'll be left out of peoples' lives.

Are YOU kidding? "Ancient Egyptians were black."

Mariah is gonna be pissed.

This is like the time Pizza Pizza was having a "Meet Robin Thicke!" contest and so I ordered from Pizza Hut instead.

I know, right? All of the sudden, my English needs a LOT of work...

Oh, hello there.

They will likely feel the same way that about 90% of the population will feel about their jobs. Not everyone gets to work for themselves.

I have it rather good in life, so perhaps you should turn inward and focus on your own "fundamental misunderstandings" instead of the supposed ones of others.

I'm a working artist, therefore I believe I do not have a fundamental misunderstanding. Is that evidence enough for you? Bitch, bye.

"she was asked for ID stating she was female and told she needed to have had sex reassignment surgery in order to have the fitting."

I have no idea. It's like the internet turned inside-out! #KelseyGrammerGrammar

I hate to break it to you, but a carney's caricature is art, too.

Just what Twitter needed: another douche-canoe.

Honesty, over my intent of my own comments? You're right! I don't understand my own comments! I just... I just...

You officially made my day with this comment. I needed that. Haha.