Fashion is very serious.

One of the pills could look like this. OooOOOOoOoooo. I would take it every day.

I've totally done this with a snowsuit!!! Things not to question:

1. Why was I naked under a snowsuit;
2. Why was I wearing a snowsuit.

I'm with you there. I wore whole tracksuits. No wonder I had no friends.

#CharacterBuilding

Yesssss.

And here I was sitting there with a little knife trying to get all the skin off. I'm trying your spoon thing. Thanks!

Pink. Because ladiieeessssss.

Excellent idea! And maybe squats? ;)

You know, just when I thought that I couldn't like you more, you surprise me! HERO. Blaming the cat? You're thinkin' on your feet! Lol.

I was so delirious after drinking the water, that I went and fell asleep early with stomach pains. When I woke up, I realized that I needed a Butterfly... IT HAPPENED WHEN I SLEPT. I…

All I have to say here is:

Can I get an AMEN up in HE-UH.

I needed some Butterfly realness in Mexico.

Katie is the WORST on Daytime. She really should stick to nightly specials/news. This gossipy Katie doesn't really suit her. Kinda brings out the worst in her, actually.

Vancouver's were the best!!! I loved Quatchi:

The best she's looked in YEARS.

YEEEEAAAARRRSSS.

I was really waiting for this to be brought up on today's show (the Woody Allen thing). I had asked Rosie herself days before this how she felt about Barbara Walters's comments and I was just waiting to see if Barbara would try and skate around the topic to avoid confrontation.

Rosie did well. She was the best thing…

I don't snore, but even if I did... Things like this don't help me! I sleep like a fetus, not a corpse.

I think Oprah has some eye shadow on and perhaps a worn layer of concealer under the eyes. She still looks quite natural, though.

I always thought she was cute, but this photo made me realize that she's a bombshell. She is gorgeous. When you're in black and white, and that close to the face... There's no hiding much. Even with Photoshop, because you still have to look like you on a magazine or people won't recognize you. This looks like her...…

Here's a look back...

... At all my hottest moments.

Are you dense?

I'm not commenting on her USE OF THE CREAM. She can use it. I'm not commenting on her phsychological reasons for using the cream...

I AM COMMENTING ON HER LYING/BEING STUPID ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF THIS CREAM ON THE HEALTH OF HER CONSUMERS. She is UNAWARE or is MAKING UP HER OWN SCIENCE. Either way. That is…

Your need for an argument will not be engaged here.

I told you my point, and if you have nothing as a rebuttle, then I don't want to hear from you.

Over.