Thank you. I think the same thing... The woman shills bottled water (a tasteless, bland, clear substance) and Aveeno (a scentless, oatmeal-ish, over-priced ecru cream).

She's nearing the blandness of a soda biscuit (no salt).

CAUTION. MELTDOWN AHEAD.

I absolutely hate that society has such a short memory. Yes, Miley. That's right. Madonna and others have done it. Why do YOU have to do it, and why must you do it wrong?

I hate to sound like an Old, but back in the day when these "naughty" things were being done, it was ground-breaking. That…

YES. That coat is glam.

Sometimes dirt be makin' shapes and people don't get it because

Ain't it??? The earring sparkle really finishes it off for me.

But I would not want to be in front of that panel gettin' that side-eye. I'd pee myself.

Oh, Jesus. You're so drama.

Thank God you're just an internet troll and not in my work place. You are exhausting.

Over and out.

Listen, Madonna.

Not everything has a secondary meaning to it. Words can just mean what they mean. If you haven't figured it out already, I state my opinion.

Just because you read into those things based on your OWN thoughts and pejudices running through your own damn mind, doesn't mean that everyone else thinks them.

Out…

I don't know what fucked up train ride you just took yourself on, but absolutely nowhere did I mention her being old and that her feeling sexy (???) is wrong. I didn't even mention that she was a woman (???) or that she's winkled or yuk. I mentioned her being relevant, and making material that can stand on its own inst…

Okay. A while back I said I didn't like this girl because she was sorta bratty, but...

Fine. I like her now.... Fine. Shut up then.

OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Damn. Just damn. Can I be her when I grow up?

I know, right?? Nobody delivers a severe eyeroll like our Lady Mary.

Once again, Madonna tries to be relevant with the youngins by riding on the coat tails of another artist. Can she literally do nothing by herself, anymore? Every album, etc. comes out backed by a ton of people that are relevant in the moment. Before it was smart, now it's just obvious and embarrassing.

I like to have a shower in the morning, and a bath at night and I rarely veer from that schedule (if I'm away somewhere, I'll adjust). I feel like the shower wakes me up, gets me all clean, and it's fast. In the evening in the bath, I do all the shaving and time consuming stuff... I don't want to see what would happen…

Amazing, and the fact that Disney included it specifically to touch the lives of kids with same-sex parents makes me weepy and happy. This, along with their efforts to diversify their princesses is really making me like Disney again.

Aaaaand suddenly, I like him.

I agree that a lot of those comments are controversial, but I do agree with the other commenters that the "no homo" reference was mocking the statement. I sincerely believe that he's for equal rights. I think the statement would have been read differently if he was like... "I love Drake... No homo!" Since it's in…

That's something I would really want to know, as well. It's kind of heartbreaking to think that Jezebel's decent writers had to watch that money essentially go down the drain. Not to mention stand up to the embarrassment of continuing to write for this blog... But I'm sure the article made Gawker a decent sum.…

That might be true, but Jezebel has a reputation as a "safe" place for people in the Gawker universe. Gawker is known for being rude, mean and spiteful. Jezebel was supposed to be a place for people to be supported, uplifted and empowered.

Well, at least that's how I understood it. Anyway, that's clearly in the past. :(

Omg. YES. This. As a fellow grey, I will gladly be in your company forever. It's almost an INSULT nowadays to be promoted on this website by an author. I will NEVER kiss an ass.