"Would you like a mint? Hold on, they're right here under this cloth covered in my snot crust."

Woo! We are not alone in the World! Lol. Everyone always thinks I'm paranoid, but we have our reasons...

Nuh uhhhhh. Please do not mistake my use of a My Little Pony GIF for a Brony signal. Lol. It's ironic, like tater tots in a Brooklyn restaurant.

Some people I know wear spanx, and they really don't even need to. It's sort of fulfilling for them to say "gurrrrl, these spanx are killing me under this dress!", and that's just sad.

Why even wear them when you don't "need" them, and you're just going to tell everyone you're wearing them? Just gunt-it like the rest…

Que the "BUT WEED IS LIKE SO MUCH BETTER THAN OTHER THINGS DOGS COULD EAT/INHALE, ITS SO NATURAL, THEY INHALE CIGARETTE SMOKE SOMETIMES, 420 YALL, DOGS DRINK BEER SOMETIMES" comments from stoners. Go ahead, hate on me.

I grew up in a house where (out of sheer ignorance) nothing was really thrown out. Bad meat, bad cheese, etc. I always had to pick around, be careful, avoid mold, etc. In my adult life, now, I can't help but abide by the best-before date. I know logically that food can be good past that date, but I just can't help but…

Worrrd. I used to dye mine darker so they showed up a little more (I have light hair). I'm on the more natural route now and trying to accept what I naturally have, but I miss having big, bold eyebrows. Must. Resist. Temptationnnn.

You're damn right. I'm actually jealous of that baby's eyebrows.

That's actually really nice to know about her. Thanks for sharing that story!

I think people get so caught up in her "persona", that they forget that there's a human being behind her. Stage Joan is not Regular Joan. I knew she was kind, but your story made me like her even more. Thanks!

An open marriage isn't for me, necessarily, but I really admire Paula Patton. She just seems really self-assured and confident in herself.

It likely stems from the fact that she's fucking hot.

Haha. You're very welcome.

I'm not sure I understand the love for this man. I feel left out.

Thank you for saying this. It's not said enough.

Here's the BEST advice I can think of:

Don't see it as an interview. See it as a meeting, or a discussion. This is mutually beneficial, after all! Instead of seeing it as some sort of marketing pitch that you're doing for yourself, see it as meeting some new people and discussing the things that you think you're good…

That is SO beautiful. I love the colouring. Beautifully drawn.

Just like you, I grew up the 90s, too. One of the BEST decades ever to have been a child. Seriously... The neon colours, cartoons, just enough technology to be fun and yet not overbearing... I miss it!

ARE YOU KIDDING???

That is seriously the most awesome story ever. I'm so glad she's the kind of person to just take off with some friends and share in a spa day, and even cooler that she's not the kind of person to shut the place down because she's in it. SO COOL. I am envious of you.

That's awesome!! Well, if you enjoyed having a pigeon on your head, that is. Lol.

Personally, I think you should now sue Vogue. Clearly they're just stealin' your fashion.