gas in a super soaker makes a very fun flamethrower

The kids in the neighborhood and I were big fans of “ding dong ditching”. One particular event turned into a 3 hour manhunt through our neighborhood. We didn’t get caught and I do not get why that guy was that mad to drive around for that long to chase a bunch of kids.

Jim Harbaugh

IIIIIIIIIITTTTS TIME!!!!!!!!!! TO BLOW YOUR FUCKING KNEE

Nfl catch definition: painkillers

I spent 6 hours at work waiting for the servers to work. Now I'm home they do and I can't catch shit.

This was surprising..... To 7-1/2 people