To be fair he ricocheted the shot into his own face off his stick, wasn’t like Kessel was wailing pucks into people’s faces

Let me guess......Caps fan? Rangers fan? Flyers fan? How many times have the Pens knocked your team out of the playoffs?

So did you ever decide whether to vote, or does your personal outrage end at the point you’re required to get up from your laptop?

I’m 99% sure you are correct

Wouldn’t ISIS claim responsibility for any terrorist attack?

They should unionize.

this is the most ive heard about a spring training game ever and that includes the conversations i had with people about the spring training game i went to in 1992 when al leiter gave me a used piece of gum back with my signed glove

A shot hitting the post in hockey should be in the top 5 of that list.

You’re forgetting the greatest Quaid of all:

How many are there besides Randy and Dennis?

glad they found a backer, as opposed to making super cuts to their roster to accommodate a new venue.

Sorry that the New York Times doesn’t want to hire you HamNo. But you sure showed them here, by golly!

Pot, meet Kettle.

I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

Whose Disgusting Baseball Delivery is This?

When your team is one step closer to making a species extinct

Bad schools make future Republicans!

I love politics when I’m trying to read sports news on Deadspin!

Mike Tomlin stands on an NFL football field during live play...you think he’s gonna be told where he can and can’t stand at a high school football game?