Your wife is correct.

Man, I am going to have to strenuously disagree. I have had the opportunity to observe the moves of many different kinds of people during my youth. And adding to that, the stereotype that black people inherently have moves is just...no.

I think the intended message was that Colbert is a bit of a dork, not that black people can’t like Tolkien. Still though, there’s no reason to think nerddom is only for white people.

For me, it’s not the outfits so much as the white trash haircut.

Definitely sucking it in.

Sneakers with a suit is doable, but not those sneakers. Those look pretty cool if you’re working out, or running, or doing some fitness type shit but man those just don’t work otherwise.

I will at least give him the benefit of the doubt on that one, since the interview did talk about his exercise regime. But the rest of them? Come on, dude.

I thought it couldn’t get worse than the sneakers with the suit and then it got worse than the sneakers with the suit.