Daaaaang. You old, old top.

There is something to be said about building up your own car, modifying it with actual performance parts and beating someone who went to a car dealership and paid an exuberant amount of money only to lose to a car 20 years older. But as an adult, who has time for that anymore. lol. I'm just glad my 1986 corolla gets…

but track day bro

yo, homeboy got SNAKE on his license plate

Never seen anyone hover hand a plaque before.

A few years ago, the Red Sox were in the middle of an absolutely terrible season. I went into work and, not thinking much of it, left my tickets for that night’s game on my dashboard.

When I lived on the west side of the city of Buffalo several years ago (prior to it being reclaimed by hipster folk, when houses were still available for $40k) I went out to go to work one morning and my shitty ass ‘94 Civic CX hatchback (5sp manual, no power steering or A/C from factory) was gone. I asked my…

It's also not about being young or old, but being an asshole.

Yeah, well, this is pretty much what the morning shift column is about.

ohhhhh, kaaaayy

It’s like if I numbered everything in my cabinets 1-10. But I have more than 10 things in my cabinets. So I use an i designation for bread, coffee gets an M in front, Milk also gets an M in front because its milk, canned goods get a 35, but not if their base number is 2, and I have to throw out my cookies because…

It's the 25 or 6 to 4 model

Why doesn't BMW just offer one car, but you come in and a tailor measures you, touches your balls, makes some chalk marks on the car, then you pick it up a week later? That's not much different from the current carbuying experience, except for the measuring and chalk part.

I have come to the conclusion that if I were to ever decide to buy a BMW, I would spend far longer researching the meaning of the model naming scheme than I would driving the car.

I will never forgive BMW and Mercedes for just throwing their hands up in the air about engine displacement in model designations.

It flies because Putin threatens it before every flight.

God damn infotainment systems ruining cars!!!

And for the next subject,explain the demise of front vent windows [more commonly known as “batwings”].And throw in a discussion about the now missing driprail mouldings.

If only this customer preference influence would work to get rid of the middle seats on airplanes.

I will never complain once about the new Prius. It’s bonkers that I can look in my rear view mirror and see a piece of origami following me. It’s a risky design and I like cars that are divisive, ugly or not.