When I was younger I worried that my motorcycle would be the thing that killed me; now as I grow older I worry that it won’t be.

RIP Michael.

Paid the cost to be the Boss.

Flying cars will never be real. Most people are too fucking stupid to DRIVE without crashing, and driving is easy.

They are not necessarily stupid bit misinformed about a topic they don’t know.

I can’t even read the word “tattle-tales” without getting creeped out thinking about those little dolls that people bring to classic car shows.

Are the forest fires in Canada as polite as the Canadians? Are the trees all like, ‘sorry aboot the fire and stuff”

Happy Friday everyone! Here’s a photo of a Toyota Paseo to celebrate!

I generally enjoy pointing out writing errors — especially in cases where someone is being paid for their writing, but I’ve seen this one so much in these old ads that I’m starting to think that it’s just an antiquated way of speaking — where a word is omitted but implied, as if they mean “...your Oldsmobile Dealer’s p…

Succesfully points out a 52 yr old typo

*Dealers

His dad is more of a classic GM guy “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.” - Psalm 83:15

David, everything you write bleeds car passion. I salute you sir. You are truly an inspiration.

You can teat yours scientifically but I prefer a good Slapped & Tickled Petroleum.

I have a full-floating ring gear and differential attached to rigid torque tubes that prevent camber gain of the drive tires upon acceleration, allowing the tires to remain perpendicular to the road surface. This suspension arrangement allows the drive tires to utilize 100% of their tread in order accelerate said…

No no. You have to learn from her comrade

Girl at my work uses this kind of BS terminology ALL THE TIME. Even in a normal conversation about, I dunno, potato chips. She just got promoted to director because the execs here believe her song and dance.

By any chance, is this car’s name pronounced “titties”?

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.