Well if you’re at all like Kevin O’Learly then the money is like your children so maybe claim kidnapping? Best of luck though.

Dang, did you contact your bank? I’ve never had the same thing but one time the teller from chase ran our check 2 times for our daycare provider so we got 2 charges of $670, but after calling our bank they got it straightened out.

In almost every case where ketchup could be used balsamic style (the real stuff can become pricy) vinegar is a superior option. Plus it can be put on pizza.

Well tbmf, Hunt’s sweetened tomato condiment is actually kinda good with the, fucking gross in comparison, janky-ass-soggy-take-out, probably crinkle cut,“fries” they normally come with; compared to the better spots’ normal-ass-good-fries with Heinz.

Thanks for taking the time on that response - super helpful for my Neanderthal-level brain functions. When you get old, it’s nice to have the youngs explain things to you.

Team catsup

McD has Ketchup. Burger King has Catsup. That’s the only explanation I have for that vaguely tomato-flavored water that comes out of the dispensers at Burger King.

Well tbf, Hunt’s sweetened tomato condiment is fucking gross in comparison to the normal-ass Heinz.

Ketchup

Everyone knows that sectionals are only for glee club.

The Rio pool crew is reading this and is like, “Hey, just be glad the water’s not fucking green.”

Meanwhile, Cisco’s stock has increased 15% over the past three months.

Yeah, the rabid anger by DNC supporters directed conspiracy theories really dropped off once they decided to go with ‘Russian secret agents controlling Trump in order to allow Putin to take over world.’

LOL how is this racist? It’s not saying anything good or bad about a certain race nor generalizing nor stereotyping LOL!

Gizmodo was late to the party again.

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