What’s the deal with Aaron Rodgers?

Why are all the sports radio stations I want to listen to on AM? God that shit sucks.

Not to beat his wife until his next court date.

What do you call it?

Of course I immediately checked Wikipedia to see if he died. Thanks.

My office just installed a kegerator. What’s the earliest acceptable time of day I can pour a beer?

Watch it, buddy.

From the recently published compilation of Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts that Didn’t Quite Make it to Air”.

Came here to see this comment. Was not disappoint.

Obviously grooved it for him. Sickening.

Are these guys just trolling Deadspin and upping the ante every week so you’ll write about them?

This just in: No fucking shit.

How was this even a litigable question?

I was like, “What’s so lewd about the Hawaii tow.... HAAHAHAHAHAH POOPOO!”

I think reading this excerpt gave me a concussion.

I can’t wait ‘t(h)i(e)l the next development!

Appropriate username, and all.

Did Avril Lavigne die in 2003?

Is this Mr. Craggs dead, an idiot, or an ass-wiper?