How’s that newsletter going?

This is mildly brilliant.

No.

The email to Drew re: politics is surprisingly coherent.

I stopped reading after “The Case for Having a Joint”.

Sad!

I bet you’re a hoot at parties.

That’s my dad, dicks.

Sad!

No fair using his hands.

Yeah but what was the margin of error?

This article is great Kinja.

Prince and the New Pinchers of Power Generation?

I though maybe for a second a lawyer for the NYT somehow let a punctuation error slip through (Articles’), but must be just copypasta error.

Just got my first one, and clicked on nothing but the sponsored ad. Your biz dev guys are gonna go crazy about that one!

When are you guys going to post the Ted Cruz sex tape?

Did Ted Cruz really cheat on his wife? And does the Enquirer really have proof? Please say yes and yes.

How fucked is it that we will be calling him Senator Grayson Allen someday?

‘Scuse my ignorance, but is Pitt somehow a step up?

Lol, narrative? You do know that Deadspin (like most of the Gawker family) is written by a bunch of slightly overweight, severely underpaid writers surfing the web in their parents’ basement, right? This place is the opposite of a collective, narrative-based hive-mind.